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Cremation Demotivational Poster


LIFE LESSONS -




Fun Fact for Germaphobes -


TAGS: germaphobes twilight zone cremation crematorium
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 7, 2013, 2:19 pm
I'm a big fan, as you can tell, of the ORIGINAL Twilight Zone series. Rod Serling's introduction which combined me***hors and puns was truly a work of art and pure genius. Can't find anything like it on TV today.
MrStupidGir - July 6, 2013, 11:20 pm
nice, even made that twilight zone music tune in in my head as I was reading this, kudos
5150monkeylove - July 6, 2013, 2:20 pm
Written perfectly. Captured his tone and inflection on paper. Nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 6, 2013, 1:22 am
I know, those d**n penguins! Ewwww!
steve1961 - July 5, 2013, 9:14 pm
Except for those germ-infested penguins...
EmilioDumphque - July 5, 2013, 7:28 pm
Antarctica works too.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 7:13 pm
I told you that you inspired me to word it correctly, lol.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
Very nicely done sir. 5L nicely indeed!


STEVE JOBS MORE THAN A MAN -




Cremation -


TAGS: cremation thoughts options death fire
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

steve1961 - July 7, 2013, 1:50 pm
Don't forget Vikings...(The ones NOT from Minnesota.)
motifayk - July 7, 2013, 12:54 pm
Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism and Sikhism mandate cremation. These aren't tribal religions. Also the Han Chinese are required to cremate by communist law in China.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:19 pm
For some reason your comment made me want to go pick up some fried chicken? Have no idea why...teehee. Thanks ghoul.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:17 pm
I do know that throughout history for many native tribes and clans, cremation was and still is the norm for burial rites.
MissPriss - July 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
Ah a fellow member inspired by the slightly weird and morbid...glad to know I'm not the only one. Thanks crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 5, 2013, 12:53 pm
Awe5ome, Priss. It actually inspired me to make one I've been working on for a while. Didn't know how to word it, oddly enough, till now. bwahaha!
motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:34 am
Some religions do it as a standard practice, I believe.
falloutghoul - July 5, 2013, 9:22 am
And roa5t in5ide it.


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